People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
Me: Eh, it will work out
I'm more afraid of the police tbh.
★ 30071 — 10 minutes ago on 22 Oct '14   viaoriginal

such a gorgeous asshole

★ 2082 — 1 hour ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

★ 228757 — 1 hour ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal

I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

★ 327897 — 2 hours ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal
A limerick:

pinkrobotgirl:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

i actually solved this because I was pretty sure it was just nonsense but no

it’s fucking correct goodbye everyone

★ 119091 — 3 hours ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal
★ 125452 — 3 hours ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

★ 595217 — 4 hours ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

★ 331515 — 4 hours ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal

heart:

breakfast:

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lunch:

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after school snack:

image

★ 132233 — 5 hours ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

★ 153126 — 6 hours ago on 21 Oct '14   viaoriginal
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